{"id":9226,"date":"2011-12-22T21:00:41","date_gmt":"2011-12-22T18:00:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.bilgeyatirimci.com\/?p=9226"},"modified":"2011-12-23T10:25:04","modified_gmt":"2011-12-23T07:25:04","slug":"kriz-geriyor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bilgeyatirimci.com\/i\/kriz-geriyor\/","title":{"rendered":"Kriz Geriyor"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Bu sabah apartmandan \u00e7\u0131karken orta katta ev sahibi Cemaat\u2019in sayg\u0131de\u011fer \u00fcyesi ve KOB\u0130 patronu \u015eekip Usanmaz\u2019a \u201cG\u00fcnayd\u0131n, nas\u0131ls\u0131n\u0131z?\u201d diye sormak gafletinde bulundum. G\u0131rtla\u011f\u0131mdan kavrad\u0131 beni kafam\u0131 duvara vurarak: \u201cNe demek istiyorsun?\u00a0 \u0130yiyim!\u00a0 \u015eirket de iyi, d\u00f6viz a\u00e7\u0131\u011f\u0131m\u0131z filan da yok.\u00a0 Hele kriz hi\u00e7 yok\u201d diye \u00fcst\u00fcme t\u00fck\u00fcr\u00fcp gitti.<\/p><div class=\"bilge-yaziust\" style=\"margin-top: 10px;margin-bottom: 10px;\" id=\"bilge-2108656686\"><ins class=\"adsbygoogle\"\r\n     style=\"display:block\"\r\n     data-ad-client=\"ca-pub-7495567325667578\"\r\n     data-ad-slot=\"9580705384\"\r\n     data-ad-format=\"rectangle\"\r\n     data-full-width-responsive=\"true\"><\/ins>\r\n<script>\r\n(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({});\r\n<\/script><\/div>\n<p>Otob\u00fcsde giderken can\u0131m s\u0131k\u0131ld\u0131 sohbet olsun diye \u015fof\u00f6re \u201cBug\u00fcn trafik biraz tenha, \u00e7abuk varaca\u011f\u0131z galiba?\u201d demek gafletinde bulundum. \u201cNas\u0131l yani? Kriz ba\u015flad\u0131 m\u0131 demek istiyorsun? Seni bozguncu\u201d, diyerek \u00fcst\u00fcme atlad\u0131. Yerde hayalar\u0131ma ve kabalar\u0131ma vururken, mini etekli bir k\u0131z da \u201cPis kriz t\u00fcccar\u0131, \u015fimdi MiSafir AVM\u2019den geldim, kriz filan hi\u00e7 bir \u015fey yok\u201d diye y\u00fcz\u00fcme biber gaz\u0131 s\u0131k\u0131yordu.\u00a0 D\u00f6rt tane uzun sa\u00e7l\u0131 k\u00fcpeli o\u011flan hemen ko\u015fup geldi, omuzlar\u0131mdan kavray\u0131p iki koltuk aras\u0131nda \u201cplanking\u201d pozisyonuna koydular beni. Cep telefonlar\u0131 ile foto\u011fraf\u0131m\u0131 \u00e7ekerken biri de \u00fcst\u00fcme t\u0131rman\u0131p Tim Tebow pozu ald\u0131. \u00a0\u00a0(Bak\u0131n foto\u011frafa, facebook\u2019da yeni trend.)<\/p>\n<p>Kendimi ofise zor att\u0131m, malum Noel, bizimle i\u015fyapan kan emici akbabalar barsak kurtlar\u0131 ve Taliban-CIA ortakl\u0131\u011f\u0131 \u015firketler tatilde. Patron\u2019un keyfi yerindeydi, biraz makat yalayay\u0131m dedim:\u00a0 \u201cPatroncu\u011fum, ne g\u00fczel de\u011fil mi? Ortal\u0131k sakinle\u015fti, \u00a0i\u015fler azald\u0131, biraz nefes ald\u0131k\u201d. Uggh botlar\u0131yla kafama basarak:\u00a0 \u201cHep sizin y\u00fcz\u00fcn\u00fczden pis bozguncular. Kriz diye diye \u00a0bizi bu hale getirdiniz.\u00a0 Ama beni etkilemez, benim 400 milyon dolar a\u00e7\u0131k pozisyonum yok\u201c diyerek bir de \u00a0o ha\u015fat etti.\u00a0 Evde hayat arkada\u015f\u0131ma \u201cA\u015fk\u0131m, seni bug\u00fcn biraz durgun g\u00f6rd\u00fcm\u201d deyince ba\u015f\u0131ma gelenleri size anlatmak istemem, bu yaz\u0131y\u0131 geceyi ge\u00e7irece\u011fim koltuktan yaz\u0131yorum.<\/p>\n<p>Krize d\u00fc\u015fmeyecek kadar cesur, sa\u011flam, iyi y\u00f6netilen ve ihtiyatl\u0131 bir toplum i\u00e7in bu kriz konusunda biraz fazla hassas de\u011filmiyiz? K\u00fc\u00e7\u00fck erkeklik organ\u0131n\u0131 saklamak i\u00e7in devasa Hummer Jip\u2019e binmek de\u011fil mi bu yapt\u0131\u011f\u0131m\u0131z?\u00a0 Erkekli\u011finden \u015f\u00fcphelenen delikanl\u0131n\u0131n yapt\u0131\u011f\u0131 gibi her f\u0131rsatta toplar\u0131m\u0131z\u0131 ok\u015fayarak bir \u015feyler mi ispat etmeye \u00e7al\u0131\u015f\u0131yoruz acaba?<\/p>\n<p>E\u011fer kriz yok sa, neden ekonominin \u00fcstadlar\u0131, duayenleri, a\u011fababalar\u0131, k\u00f6\u015feba\u015f\u0131 tutanlar\u0131 herg\u00fcn \u201ckriz yok\u201d diye yaz\u0131yor? Nas\u0131l kriz olmayaca\u011f\u0131n\u0131 balland\u0131ra balland\u0131ra anlat\u0131yor?\u00a0 \u00c7\u00fcnk\u00fc bal gibi kriz var, ve bizim gibi \u201cBak\u0131n, geliyor, aha i\u015fte orda! K\u00f6\u015fe ba\u015f\u0131nda, elinde de bir kutu vazelin var, sana pis pis bak\u0131yor\u201d diyenleri kriz tellal\u0131 ilan etmek de sorunu \u00e7\u00f6zmeyecek. El\u00e7iyi kaz\u0131\u011fa oturtmak anl\u0131k bir tatmin sa\u011flar, ama Avrupa\u2019dan oturak noktam\u0131za do\u011fru h\u0131zla gelen \u00e7ifte balistik interkontinental kaz\u0131\u011f\u0131 \u00e7\u0131kartmaya yard\u0131mc\u0131 olmaz.<\/p>\n<p>Yaz\u0131n\u0131n devam\u0131 i\u00e7in <a href=\"http:\/\/www.ekonomihaberyorum.com\/kriz-geriyor\/\" data-wpel-link=\"external\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow external noopener\">BURAYI<\/a> ziyaret ediniz.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Bu sabah apartmandan \u00e7\u0131karken orta katta ev sahibi Cemaat\u2019in sayg\u0131de\u011fer \u00fcyesi ve KOB\u0130 patronu \u015eekip Usanmaz\u2019a \u201cG\u00fcnayd\u0131n, nas\u0131ls\u0131n\u0131z?\u201d diye sormak gafletinde bulundum. G\u0131rtla\u011f\u0131mdan kavrad\u0131 beni&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":11,"featured_media":927,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-9226","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-tumyazilar"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bilgeyatirimci.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9226","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bilgeyatirimci.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bilgeyatirimci.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bilgeyatirimci.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/11"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bilgeyatirimci.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=9226"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.bilgeyatirimci.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9226\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bilgeyatirimci.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/927"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bilgeyatirimci.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=9226"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bilgeyatirimci.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=9226"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bilgeyatirimci.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=9226"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}