{"id":59787,"date":"2022-01-02T14:12:20","date_gmt":"2022-01-02T11:12:20","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bilgeyatirimci.com\/?p=59787"},"modified":"2022-01-02T14:18:32","modified_gmt":"2022-01-02T11:18:32","slug":"nasrettin-hoca-yonteminhy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bilgeyatirimci.com\/i\/nasrettin-hoca-yonteminhy\/","title":{"rendered":"Nasrettin Hoca Y\u00f6ntemi(NHY)!"},"content":{"rendered":"

\u00c7al\u0131dan y\u00fcn dev\u015firerek borcu \u00f6demek ger\u00e7ek oldu…
\nNasrettin hoca dara d\u00fc\u015fm\u00fc\u015f, kom\u015fusuna bor\u00e7lanm\u0131\u015f ama bir t\u00fcrl\u00fc iki yakas\u0131n\u0131 bir araya getirip, borcunu da \u00f6deyememi\u015f ya i\u015fte o hikaye
\nKom\u015fuda her g\u00fcn gelip, Hocaya bask\u0131 yaparak, ald\u0131\u011f\u0131 borca bin pi\u015fman edip bezdirirmi\u015f
\nGene bir g\u00fcn geldi\u011finde ayn\u0131 terane ama Hoca bu sefer haz\u0131rl\u0131kl\u0131, tamam demi\u015f senin borcunu \u00f6deyece\u011fim!
\nAdam umutlanm\u0131\u015f ama soramadan da edememi\u015f
\nNas\u0131l \u00f6deyeceksin hocam diye sorunca, hoca \u00f6deme \u015feklini anlatmaya ba\u015flam\u0131\u015f;
\nEvin \u00f6n\u00fcne \u00e7al\u0131 ektim
\n\u00c7al\u0131lar bahara kadar b\u00fcy\u00fcyecek
\nBaharda koyun s\u00fcr\u00fcleri evin \u00f6n\u00fcnde ge\u00e7erken \u00e7al\u0131lara, y\u00fcnleri tak\u0131lacak, bende bu y\u00fcnleri toplay\u0131p, sat\u0131p senin borcunu \u00f6deyece\u011fim…
\nAdam dayanamam\u0131\u015f sinirinden g\u00fclmeye ba\u015flam\u0131\u015f ama Hoca durur mu;
\nBak hele k\u00f6ftehor seni, pe\u015fin paray\u0131 g\u00f6r\u00fcnce, nas\u0131lda da g\u00fclersin de\u011fil mi?
\nSon zamlar pe\u015fi s\u0131ra gelince, bizimde akl\u0131m\u0131za Nasrettin hoca geldi!
\nBundan sonra belli ki k\u00f6pr\u00fcler, t\u00fcneller ve otoyollar \u00e7al\u0131, ge\u00e7en ara\u00e7larda koyunlar\u0131n yerini alacak
\n\u00dcstelik hem giderken, hem de d\u00f6nerken iki kere yolunacaklar…
\nBu arada elektrik, do\u011fal gaz, akaryak\u0131t, g\u0131da, bar\u0131nma zamlar\u0131yla da, bu y\u00fcnleri e\u011firip dokuyacaklar!
\nKi\u015fi ba\u015f\u0131 milli gelir ile asgari ge\u00e7im ve \u00fccreti ise gene Nasrettin hocan\u0131n g\u00f6le yo\u011furt mayas\u0131 \u00e7almas\u0131 gibi olacak \u00fcmitten \u00f6teye gitmeyecek, ya tutarsa?
\nBuldu\u011fumuz do\u011fal gaz ile avunup duruyor, her nedense bir t\u00fcrl\u00fc \u00e7\u0131karam\u0131yoruz(!) ama zamlar b\u00f6yle devam ederse, vatanda\u015f a\u00e7l\u0131ktan i\u00e7inde biriken gaz\u0131 bir sal\u0131verirse, gar\u0131 siz seyreyleyin g\u00fcmb\u00fcrt\u00fcy\u00fc!
\nS\u00f6z\u00fcn \u00f6z\u00fc;
\nFrensiz ekonomi sebep, bor\u00e7 bata\u011f\u0131na saplanmak sonu\u00e7tur…<\/p>

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