{"id":59634,"date":"2021-06-01T09:20:40","date_gmt":"2021-06-01T06:20:40","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bilgeyatirimci.com\/?p=59634"},"modified":"2021-06-01T09:21:32","modified_gmt":"2021-06-01T06:21:32","slug":"ahanda-buyuduk","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bilgeyatirimci.com\/i\/ahanda-buyuduk\/","title":{"rendered":"Ahanda b\u00fcy\u00fcd\u00fck!"},"content":{"rendered":"

\u0130ster inan\u0131n ister inanmay\u0131n
\nNur topu gibi bir b\u00fcy\u00fcmemiz oldu
\n1 de\u011fil
\n2 de\u011fil
\n3 hi\u00e7 de\u011fil, \u00e7arp 2 ile \u00fcst\u00fcne 1 ekle
\n\u0130\u015fte sana yedi b\u00fcy\u00fcme
\nYedi… yedi…
\nYedi-mi?
\nYemedi galiba!
\nTakma kafana ikinci \u00e7eyrekte b\u00fcy\u00fcme bakars\u0131n 5 olur
\n7+5=12 12\/2=6
\nBundan iyi alt\u0131 ayl\u0131k ortalama b\u00fcy\u00fcme, \u015eam da kays\u0131…
\nZaten d\u00fcnya da 5 den b\u00fcy\u00fckt\u00fc
\nBizim b\u00fcy\u00fcmemiz d\u00fcnyadan bir ik fersah b\u00fcy\u00fck!
\nHelal olsun bize, \u015fu d\u0131\u015f g\u00fc\u00e7ler ve i\u00e7 i\u015fbirlik\u00e7ileri her \u015feyde bize maydanoz oluyor, nazar ediyor ama b\u00fcy\u00fcmemize dokunam\u0131yorlar bile…
\nMaazallah biraz firene bas\u0131p, \u00f6\u011f\u00fcnleri ve porsiyonlar\u0131 azaltsak m\u0131 acaba?
\nBu h\u0131zla gider, g\u00f6be\u011fimiz de b\u00fcy\u00fcd\u00fck\u00e7e, ekonomimizi obez ve yerinden k\u0131m\u0131ldayamaz bir duruma getirmeyelim?
\nB\u00f6yle azametli televizyon kulesine, b\u00f6yle b\u00fcy\u00fcme
\nB\u00f6yle b\u00fcy\u00fcmeye de, yak\u0131\u015fan bir \u00fccret art\u0131\u015f\u0131 nasip olur in\u015fallah !
\nYeni TV kulemiz asl\u0131nda, her ahval ve \u015feriatta, b\u00fcy\u00fcyen ekonomimizin sembol\u00fc olmal\u0131 ve her y\u0131l ekonomik b\u00fcy\u00fcme \u00f6d\u00fclleri, kulenin 369 metre y\u00fcksekte ki seyir teras\u0131nda verilmelidir!
\nS\u00f6z\u00fcn \u00f6z\u00fc;
\nEkonomim k\u00fc\u00e7\u00fcl\u00fcrken de, b\u00fcy\u00fcrken de cebindeki para azal\u0131yorsa? Bilesin ki ya cebin delik ya da cebinde birilerinin eli vard\u0131r! <\/p>

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