Rahmetli ve Ha\u015fmetli Padi\u015fah\u0131m\u0131z Abd\u00fclhamid Han\u2019a atfedilen bir f\u0131kra vard\u0131r. Sultan zamm\u0131 bas\u0131p ard\u0131ndan da hafiyelerini g\u00f6nderiyor, halk ne yap\u0131yor diye. Hafiyeler s\u00fckl\u00fcm p\u00fckl\u00fcm huzura gelip jurnal veriyor: \u201cAte\u015f p\u00fcsk\u00fcr\u00fcyorlar, Devletlim\u201d, \u201cbizi tan\u0131salar bir ka\u015f\u0131k suda bo\u011facaklar\u201d. \u201cG\u00fczel\u201d diyor Abd\u00fclhamid Han, \u201cMaliye Mutasarr\u0131f\u0131\u2019na s\u00f6yleyin bir tur daha zam ge\u00e7irsin\u201d. Hafiyeler afall\u0131yor, ama istidbat rejimi var, \u201cHay\u0131r\u201d diyen kendini Nam\u0131k Kemal\u2019\u0131n yan\u0131nda Magosa\u2019da buluyor. Olay b\u00f6yle bir ka\u00e7 tur devam ediyor. Sonunda bir g\u00fcn hafiyeler derin \u015fa\u015fk\u0131nl\u0131k i\u00e7inde huzura \u00e7\u0131k\u0131p: \u201cPadi\u015fah\u0131m, halk sokaklara \u00e7\u0131k\u0131p g\u00f6bek atmaya, \u015fark\u0131 s\u00f6ylemeye ba\u015flad\u0131\u201d derler. Abd\u00fclhamid Han endi\u015felenir. \u201cFazla ka\u00e7\u0131rd\u0131k\u201d der, \u201c\u015eimdi %10 indirim yapal\u0131m\u201d.. Hi hi hi.<\/p>