{"id":25999,"date":"2013-06-25T23:13:34","date_gmt":"2013-06-25T21:13:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.bilgeyatirimci.com\/?p=25999"},"modified":"2013-06-25T23:13:46","modified_gmt":"2013-06-25T21:13:46","slug":"tutmayin-kucuk-enisteyi","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bilgeyatirimci.com\/i\/tutmayin-kucuk-enisteyi\/","title":{"rendered":"Tutmay\u0131n K\u00fc\u00e7\u00fck Eni\u015fteyi"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Kemal Sunal\u2019\u0131n Tosun Pa\u015fa filminin belki de en g\u00fczel repli\u011fidir bu. S\u00fcrekli dayak yiyen k\u00fc\u00e7\u00fck eni\u015fte ba\u011f\u0131r\u0131r: B\u0131rak\u0131n beni\u2026 Efelenme kof olunca, alt ses Kemal Sunal\u2019\u0131n oynad\u0131\u011f\u0131 karakterden gelir: Tutmay\u0131n k\u00fc\u00e7\u00fck eni\u015fteyi\u2026<\/p><div class=\"bilge-yaziust\" style=\"margin-top: 10px;margin-bottom: 10px;\" id=\"bilge-4119039083\"><ins class=\"adsbygoogle\"\r\n     style=\"display:block\"\r\n     data-ad-client=\"ca-pub-7495567325667578\"\r\n     data-ad-slot=\"9580705384\"\r\n     data-ad-format=\"rectangle\"\r\n     data-full-width-responsive=\"true\"><\/ins>\r\n<script>\r\n(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({});\r\n<\/script><\/div>\n<p>Daha da Davos\u2019a gelmemden ba\u015flayan bir s\u00fcre\u00e7ten bug\u00fcnlere bir de bizim ya\u015fad\u0131klar\u0131m\u0131za bakal\u0131m. \u0130srail bunun bedelini \u00f6deyecekti de\u011fil mi? Gayri diplomatik bir \u00f6z\u00fcr ge\u00e7i\u015ftirmesini bir yana koyarsan\u0131z, ihaleler, \u00f6zelle\u015ftirmeler, patlayan ithalat\u0131m\u0131z; bir hayli bedel \u00f6dedi.<\/p>\n<p>Hemen bug\u00fcne gelelim. Ba\u015fbakan\u2019\u0131n tabiriyle faiz lobisi veya do\u011fru tabirle \u00e7\u0131kar gruplar\u0131 bedelini \u00f6deyecekti de\u011fil mi? Hatta Avrupa Birli\u011fi\u2019nin, Almanya\u2019n\u0131n yatacak yeri yoktu. Bir telekonferans\u0131n ard\u0131ndan \u2018ya asl\u0131nda\u2019 diye ba\u015flayan c\u00fcmlelerle onu da g\u00f6rd\u00fck.<\/p>\n<p>Nato\u2019nun ne i\u015fi vard\u0131 Libya\u2019dan bir u\u00e7u\u015f mesafesinin ard\u0131ndan, elbette Libya\u2019da Nato olacak noktas\u0131na geldi\u011fimiz gibi\u2026 F\u00fcze kalkan\u0131nda d\u00fc\u011fmenin bizim elimizde olaca\u011f\u0131 tart\u0131\u015fmas\u0131nda kumanday\u0131 yine onlara verdi\u011fimiz gibi.<\/p>\n<p>Ama bunlar \u00e7ok boyutlu, uluslararas\u0131 ili\u015fkilere dayanan d\u0131\u015f politikada bo\u015fa d\u00fc\u015ft\u00fc\u011f\u00fcm\u00fcz olaylardan sadece baz\u0131lar\u0131. BOP e\u015fba\u015fkanl\u0131\u011f\u0131n\u0131 kan\u0131tlamayan\u0131n namert, \u015ferefsiz olarak nitelendirilip, bizzat malum \u015fahs\u0131n kendi a\u011fz\u0131ndan onlarca yay\u0131nda ortaya konulmas\u0131ndan sonra \u00e7\u0131kan \u2018t\u0131s\u2019 sesi gibi.<\/p>\n<p>Aynen ter\u00f6r \u00f6rg\u00fct\u00fcyle g\u00f6r\u00fc\u015f\u00fcld\u00fc\u011f\u00fcn\u00fc s\u00f6yleyenlerin \u015ferefsizlikle itham edilip, ard\u0131ndan masaya oturulmakla kalmay\u0131p, ABD yetkilisinin \u00f6n\u00fcnde Oslo\u2019da yap\u0131lan pazarl\u0131klar\u0131n ortaya \u00e7\u0131kmas\u0131ndan sonra duydu\u011fumuz \u2018t\u0131s\u2019 sesi gibi\u2026<\/p>\n<p>Fakat kamyonun freni patlay\u0131nca bir yere \u00e7arpmadan duramaz ya, ba\u015flang\u0131\u00e7 b\u00f6yle olunca her daldan yeni \u00e7i\u00e7ekler f\u0131\u015fk\u0131r\u0131yor. Bakanlar a\u00e7\u0131kl\u0131yor, benim k\u00f6r\u00fc k\u00f6r\u00fcne ba\u011flanm\u0131\u015f se\u00e7menim de kahvede, sokakta ayn\u0131 \u015feyi tekrarl\u0131yor.<\/p>\n<p>Lazer silahlar\u0131 yapaca\u011f\u0131z. Zaten petrol de bulundu. Ki bu petrol iktidarlar \u00fcst\u00fc bir bulu\u015ftur. Her kriz zaman\u0131nda bulunur. U\u00e7ak yapaca\u011f\u0131z. Tank yapt\u0131k, onu yapt\u0131k, \u015funu yapt\u0131k. Yetinmeyece\u011fiz; yerli otomobil de yapaca\u011f\u0131z. K\u0131sacas\u0131 g\u0131rtla\u011fa kadar borca batt\u0131k d\u0131\u015f\u0131nda her \u015fey. Nas\u0131l \u00f6deyece\u011fiz? T\u0131s\u2026<\/p><div class=\"bilge-content-1\" style=\"margin-top: 10px;margin-bottom: 10px;\" id=\"bilge-419998029\"><ins class=\"adsbygoogle\"\r\n     style=\"display:block\"\r\n     data-ad-client=\"ca-pub-7495567325667578\"\r\n     data-ad-slot=\"3167340272\"\r\n     data-ad-format=\"rectangle\"\r\n     data-full-width-responsive=\"true\"><\/ins>\r\n<script>\r\n(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({});\r\n<\/script><\/div>\n<p>Asl\u0131nda ne kadar zenginiz haberimiz yok. Bak ki\u015fi ba\u015f\u0131na gelir \u015fu kadara ula\u015fm\u0131\u015f. Bor\u00e7 para al\u0131p, orman katlederek havaliman\u0131 yapmak da elbette tak\u0131lmas\u0131 gereken bir \u015feref madalyas\u0131. Ama yetmez\u2026 Kenti de d\u00f6n\u00fc\u015ft\u00fcrece\u011fiz, vatanda\u015f\u0131 da deyip, milletin m\u00fclkiyet hakk\u0131n\u0131 gasp ettiler ama olsun. Padi\u015fah\u0131m \u00e7ok ya\u015fa.<\/p>\n<p>Yetmedi; 3 \u00e7ocuk \u00f6nerisi kesmedi, 3 \u00e7ocuk i\u00e7in yeni paket haz\u0131rlad\u0131k. Niye? Kahvedeki amca ba\u015flar konu\u015fmaya, ne duyduysa elbet. Asl\u0131nda T\u00fcrkiye ya\u015flan\u0131yor, onun i\u00e7in bir s\u00fcr\u00fc insan olmam\u0131z laz\u0131m. Yahu a\u00e7 karn\u0131m\u0131z\u0131 doyuram\u0131yoruz, \u00e7ocu\u011fa nas\u0131l bakaca\u011f\u0131z? O kolay. Hadi bakal\u0131m&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>\u00c7ok param\u0131z var. Hatta d\u00f6vizde de serbest kur uygulamas\u0131na sahibiz. Ama dolar normal seviyelerine yakla\u015fmaya ba\u015flay\u0131p da ate\u015fi d\u00fc\u015fmeyince Merkez Bankas\u0131 haftal\u0131k d\u00f6viz sat\u0131m ihalelerine ba\u015flar. Olsun, bor\u00e7 yi\u011fidin kam\u00e7\u0131s\u0131, soyulmak \u015fan\u0131d\u0131r.<\/p>\n<p>Hakaret ediyor, delikanl\u0131 adam. \u00c7ocu\u011funu d\u00f6v\u00fcyor, eli armut mu toplayacak? \u00d6zg\u00fcrl\u00fckleri k\u0131s\u0131tl\u0131yor. Fazla \u00f6zg\u00fcrl\u00fck zaten bizim i\u00e7in erken. Kahvedeki amca konu\u015fuyor. Bizim k\u00fc\u00e7\u00fck eni\u015fte s\u00f6yl\u00fcyor, kahvedeki amca co\u015fuyor.<\/p><div class=\"bilge-content-2\" style=\"margin-top: 10px;margin-bottom: 10px;\" id=\"bilge-4144642777\"><ins class=\"adsbygoogle\"\r\n     style=\"display:block\"\r\n     data-ad-client=\"ca-pub-7495567325667578\"\r\n     data-ad-slot=\"1818807385\"\r\n     data-ad-format=\"rectangle\"\r\n     data-full-width-responsive=\"true\"><\/ins>\r\n<script>\r\n(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({});\r\n<\/script><\/div>\n<p>Ama bir ki\u015fi de \u00e7\u0131k\u0131p \u015funu s\u00f6ylemiyor. Amca bu ay da kiray\u0131 \u00f6dememi\u015fsin.\u00a0 Tutmay\u0131n k\u00fc\u00e7\u00fck eni\u015fteyi\u2026 \u00a0O hi\u00e7bir \u015fey olamad\u0131 ama partili ya; bu \u015feref de ona yeter. \u00a0Ama amca d\u00fcn de ba\u015fka partiliydin. Olsun, olsun bir \u015feycilik oynamak g\u00fczel. Pahal\u0131 ama g\u00fczel\u2026 Ne olur sanki film i\u015fini uzmanlar\u0131na b\u0131raksak da, hayallerden \u00e7\u0131k\u0131p ger\u00e7ekleri ve \u00e7\u00f6z\u00fcm\u00fc konu\u015fsak? Ama zor\u2026 Tutmay\u0131n k\u00fc\u00e7\u00fck eni\u015fteyi\u2026<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"mailto:cetinunsalan@yahoo.com\">cetinunsalan@yahoo.com<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Kemal Sunal\u2019\u0131n Tosun Pa\u015fa filminin belki de en g\u00fczel repli\u011fidir bu. S\u00fcrekli dayak yiyen k\u00fc\u00e7\u00fck eni\u015fte ba\u011f\u0131r\u0131r: B\u0131rak\u0131n beni\u2026 Efelenme kof olunca, alt ses Kemal&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":14653,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-25999","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-tumyazilar"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bilgeyatirimci.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25999","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bilgeyatirimci.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bilgeyatirimci.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bilgeyatirimci.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bilgeyatirimci.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=25999"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.bilgeyatirimci.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25999\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bilgeyatirimci.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/14653"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bilgeyatirimci.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=25999"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bilgeyatirimci.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=25999"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bilgeyatirimci.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=25999"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}