{"id":18821,"date":"2012-08-20T10:36:24","date_gmt":"2012-08-20T08:36:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.bilgeyatirimci.com\/?p=18821"},"modified":"2012-08-22T10:36:59","modified_gmt":"2012-08-22T08:36:59","slug":"benim-best-seller-bayram-kabuslarim","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bilgeyatirimci.com\/i\/benim-best-seller-bayram-kabuslarim\/","title":{"rendered":"Benim Best Seller Bayram Kabuslar\u0131m"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Sizi bu k\u0131sa Bayram tatilinde rahat b\u0131rakaca\u011f\u0131m\u0131 d\u00fc\u015f\u00fcnd\u00fcn\u00fcz de\u011fil mi?\u00a0 Yan\u0131ld\u0131n\u0131z.\u00a0 Bu site Matrisk gibidir, bir kere girdin mi, k\u0131rm\u0131z\u0131 hap\u0131 yutacaks\u0131n, maviyi \u00a0fitil olarak sunuyoruz. D\u00f6n\u00fc\u015f yok, kabuslar\u0131 ya\u015fayacaks\u0131n, her fani gibi \u00f6l\u00fcm korkusunu tadacaks\u0131n.<\/p><div class=\"bilge-yaziust\" style=\"margin-top: 10px;margin-bottom: 10px;\" id=\"bilge-3247963764\"><ins class=\"adsbygoogle\"\r\n     style=\"display:block\"\r\n     data-ad-client=\"ca-pub-7495567325667578\"\r\n     data-ad-slot=\"9580705384\"\r\n     data-ad-format=\"rectangle\"\r\n     data-full-width-responsive=\"true\"><\/ins>\r\n<script>\r\n(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({});\r\n<\/script><\/div>\n<p>\u015eeytan azapta gerekmi\u015f, biliyorum, \u00e7o\u011funuz bu makaleyi esir kald\u0131\u011f\u0131n\u0131z karayolunda darac\u0131k, havaso\u011futmas\u0131z arac\u0131n arka koltu\u011funda \u00c7in mal\u0131 tabletinizde okuyorsunuz. Size bir m\u00fcjdem var:\u00a0 D\u00f6n\u00fc\u015f daha da k\u00f6t\u00fc olacak.\u00a0 Yolda b\u00fct\u00fcn kilometre levhalar\u0131n\u0131 ezberleyeceksin. \u0130stanbul\u2019a d\u00f6nd\u00fc\u011f\u00fcnde, intihara haz\u0131r olacaks\u0131n.\u00a0 Ard\u0131ndan okullar a\u00e7\u0131lacak ve k\u00f6pr\u00fcde tamir \u00e7ilesi insan haklar\u0131 \u00f6rg\u00fctlerini bile harekete ge\u00e7irecek.<\/p>\n<p>Bu keyifli g\u00fcn\u00fcn\u00fcze biraz daha da lezzet katmak i\u00e7in size beni her gece uykular\u0131mdan so\u011fuk terler ve naralar atarak uyand\u0131ran 3 b\u00fcy\u00fck kabusumdan bahsedece\u011fim. \u00a0Ama, Bayram\u2019da hafif nostaljik oldum, o y\u00fczden \u00f6nce bir ka\u00e7 tane \u201c\u00f6zel\u201d mini-kabusumu aktaray\u0131m size.<\/p>\n<p>-\u0130\u00e7kili bir ortamda Engin Baytar\u2019la tart\u0131\u015fmak<\/p>\n<p>-Yakla\u015fan yar\u0131-\u015eeriat Devleti\u2019nde i\u00e7ki almak i\u00e7in \u0130zmir\u2019e gitmek zorunda kalmak<\/p>\n<p>-Ajda Pekkan\u2019\u0131 mini etekle g\u00f6rmek<\/p>\n<p>-Silivri\u2019de C\u00fcbbeli Ahmet Hoca\u2019yla ayn\u0131 ko\u011fu\u015fa d\u00fc\u015fmek<\/p>\n<p>-Kobe Bryant\u2019la ayn\u0131 banyoda \u00e7\u0131plak du\u015f almak<\/p><div class=\"bilge-content-1\" style=\"margin-top: 10px;margin-bottom: 10px;\" id=\"bilge-1200221207\"><ins class=\"adsbygoogle\"\r\n     style=\"display:block\"\r\n     data-ad-client=\"ca-pub-7495567325667578\"\r\n     data-ad-slot=\"3167340272\"\r\n     data-ad-format=\"rectangle\"\r\n     data-full-width-responsive=\"true\"><\/ins>\r\n<script>\r\n(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({});\r\n<\/script><\/div>\n<p>-Hadise\u2019nin m\u00fcr\u00fcvveti<\/p>\n<p>-E\u011fer Hadise\u2019nin m\u00fcr\u00fcvveti engellenemez bir kaderse, \u00e7ocuk yapmas\u0131.<\/p>\n<p>-E\u011fer Hadise\u2019nin \u00e7ocuk yapmas\u0131 engellenemez bir kaderse, gebelik kilolar\u0131n\u0131 verememesi<\/p>\n<p>Tabi, bunlar \u00e7ok \u00f6zel kabuslar.\u00a0 Sizi \u00e7ok korkutmas\u0131n\u0131 beklemem. Ama, \u015funa ne dersiniz?\u00a0 D\u00fcnya\u2019n\u0131n Uzayl\u0131lar taraf\u0131ndan istila edilmesi. Bunun \u00e7ok ger\u00e7ek\u00e7i bir senaryo oldu\u011funu s\u00f6ylemeye gerek yok.\u00a0 Etraf\u0131n\u0131za bak\u0131n, uzayl\u0131 ajanlar\u0131n aram\u0131zda fink \u00a0\u00a0att\u0131\u011f\u0131n\u0131 g\u00f6receksiniz.\u00a0 \u0130dris Naim \u015eahin, Mitt Romney, Hussein Bolt ve Nikki Minaj sizce bu gezegenin yerlisi olabilir mi? Ayr\u0131ca, h\u0131yarl\u0131kta \u00fcst\u00fcm\u00fcze yok, 40 y\u0131ld\u0131r uzay\u0131n heryerine yok uydu, yok radyo dalgas\u0131 g\u00f6ndererek kolonyalist uzayl\u0131lara \u00a0adeta \u201cBen burday\u0131m, gelin beni istila edin!!!\u201d diye selam g\u00f6nderiyoruz. Bir de heriflere kolay\u0131k olsun diye dostluk uydular\u0131na DNA yap\u0131m\u0131z, ba\u015fl\u0131ca stratejik binalar\u0131m\u0131z, ekonomik sistemimizin \u015femalar\u0131n\u0131 filan koyuyoruz. \u0130kinci D\u00fcnya Sava\u015f\u0131\u2019nda \u00c7\u00fcr\u00e7il\u2019in sava\u015f planlar\u0131n\u0131 Hitler\u2019e \u00f6zel kurye ve imza kar\u015f\u0131l\u0131\u011f\u0131 teslim etmesi gibi ya!<\/p><div class=\"bilge-content-2\" style=\"margin-top: 10px;margin-bottom: 10px;\" id=\"bilge-3468650573\"><ins class=\"adsbygoogle\"\r\n     style=\"display:block\"\r\n     data-ad-client=\"ca-pub-7495567325667578\"\r\n     data-ad-slot=\"1818807385\"\r\n     data-ad-format=\"rectangle\"\r\n     data-full-width-responsive=\"true\"><\/ins>\r\n<script>\r\n(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({});\r\n<\/script><\/div>\n<p>Yaz\u0131n\u0131n devam\u0131 i\u00e7in <strong><a href=\"http:\/\/ekonomihaberyorum.haberdesin.com\/benim-best-seller-bayram-kabuslarim\/\" target=\"_blank\" data-wpel-link=\"external\" rel=\"nofollow external noopener\">TIKLAYINIZ.<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Sizi bu k\u0131sa Bayram tatilinde rahat b\u0131rakaca\u011f\u0131m\u0131 d\u00fc\u015f\u00fcnd\u00fcn\u00fcz de\u011fil mi?\u00a0 Yan\u0131ld\u0131n\u0131z.\u00a0 Bu site Matrisk gibidir, bir kere girdin mi, k\u0131rm\u0131z\u0131 hap\u0131 yutacaks\u0131n, maviyi \u00a0fitil olarak&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":11,"featured_media":927,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-18821","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-tumyazilar"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bilgeyatirimci.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18821","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bilgeyatirimci.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bilgeyatirimci.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bilgeyatirimci.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/11"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bilgeyatirimci.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=18821"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.bilgeyatirimci.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18821\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bilgeyatirimci.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/927"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bilgeyatirimci.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=18821"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bilgeyatirimci.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=18821"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bilgeyatirimci.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=18821"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}