{"id":14995,"date":"2012-05-04T19:14:47","date_gmt":"2012-05-04T17:14:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.bilgeyatirimci.com\/?p=14995"},"modified":"2012-05-04T19:14:56","modified_gmt":"2012-05-04T17:14:56","slug":"facebook-ve-enflasyon","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bilgeyatirimci.com\/i\/facebook-ve-enflasyon\/","title":{"rendered":"Facebook ve Enflasyon"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Zuckerberg Facebook\u2019u 90 milyar dolara yani geriye d\u00f6n\u00fck F\/K\u2019s\u0131n\u0131n 99 kat\u0131na kakalayacak millete. Helal olsun. Biz burda google reklam\u0131na yaz\u0131 yaz\u0131yoruz. Art\u0131k ben de gen\u00e7 inovasyon nesline kat\u0131l\u0131yorum. \u0130cat\u0131m\u0131 da patentlettim bile. Ad\u0131 Assbook. Facebook malum-u aliniz \u201cY\u00fcz kitab\u0131\u201d demek. Assbook ise \u201cD\u00f6t kitab\u0131\u201d. Facebook\u2019dan 100 misli pop\u00fcler olaca\u011f\u0131na inan\u0131yorum, \u00e7\u00fcnk\u00fc hadi ger\u00e7e\u011fi s\u00f6yleyelim birbirimize: kimse Facebook\u2019a y\u00fczler, dostlar veya ili\u015fkiler i\u00e7in girmiyor.<\/p><div class=\"bilge-yaziust\" style=\"margin-top: 10px;margin-bottom: 10px;\" id=\"bilge-3625047578\"><ins class=\"adsbygoogle\"\r\n     style=\"display:block\"\r\n     data-ad-client=\"ca-pub-7495567325667578\"\r\n     data-ad-slot=\"9580705384\"\r\n     data-ad-format=\"rectangle\"\r\n     data-full-width-responsive=\"true\"><\/ins>\r\n<script>\r\n(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({});\r\n<\/script><\/div>\n<p>Amerikal\u0131lar\u2019\u0131n deyimiyle herkes kendine bir \u201cpiece of ass\u201d (bir par\u00e7a d\u00f6t) bulmak i\u00e7in giriyor bu merete. Assbook\u2019da i\u00e7 \u00e7ama\u015f\u0131rl\u0131 veya \u00e7\u0131plak d\u00f6t\u00fcn\u00fcz\u00fcn resmini koyacaks\u0131n\u0131z. \u0130\u00e7inde \u201dEn son d\u00f6t\u00fcn\u00fcz\u00fc nerde b\u0131rakt\u0131n\u0131z? \u201c\u015eimdi d\u00f6t\u00fcn\u00fcz\u00fc nereye koyuyorsunuz? \u201cD\u00f6t\u00fcn\u00fcz yer mi?\u201d D\u00f6t\u00fcn\u00fcz d\u00f6rt att\u0131 m\u0131?\u201d \u201cSiz de b\u00f6yle d\u00f6t olsa 1 milyon dolar borcunuz olsa kafaya takarm\u0131s\u0131n\u0131z? \u201cD\u00f6t\u00fcn\u00fcz de yusuf\u00e7uklar at\u0131yor mu?\u201d gibi sorular olacak. Daha \u00f6zel b\u00f6l\u00fcmlerde \u201cen son d\u00f6t\u00fcm\u00fc \u015furda verdim\u201d, ya da \u201cben kendime bir d\u00f6t buldum\u201d (\u201cstat\u00fcs\u201d yerine ge\u00e7ecek) gibi \u00f6zel b\u00f6l\u00fcmler de olacak. Ve \u00e7ok \u00f6zel dostlar\u0131m i\u00e7in de: \u201cHi\u00e7 g\u00fcne\u015f g\u00f6rmeyen yer\u201d k\u00f6\u015fesi a\u00e7aca\u011f\u0131m.<\/p>\n<p>Onlar\u0131n zaman t\u00fcneline ben kolonoskopi t\u00fcneli ile cevap verece\u011fim. Onlar benim d\u00f6t\u00fcm\u00fcn resmini be\u011fenip beni poke etti\u011finde ben twittleyece\u011fim. \u0130ronik olan \u201cif you poke, I\u2019ll tweet\u201d, beni d\u00fcrtersen ku\u015flar gibi c\u0131v\u0131ldar\u0131m demek ki, gayet do\u011frudur. Nas\u0131l oluyor da Hilal Cebeci\u2019in twitterde 1 milyon takip\u00e7isi varken, benim sadece 700 tane? Bu \u00fclkede d\u00f6t\/beyin relatif fiyat\u0131 700\/1 milyon sa, benim Assbook Facebook\u2019u yak\u0131nda ikiye katlar.<\/p>\n<p>Laf\u0131 uzat\u0131yorum, \u00e7\u00fcnk\u00fc can\u0131m enflasyon yazmak istemyor. \u201dSize s\u00f6ylemi\u015ftim\u201d demek istemiyorum. \u201cArt\u0131k bu TCMB\u2019den kurtulmazsak, bu \u00fclkede enflasyon yine 1990\u2019lara d\u00f6necek\u201d diye uyarmaktan b\u0131kt\u0131m. AKP i\u00e7in b\u00fcy\u00fcme olduk\u00e7a, enflasyonun hi\u00e7 bir \u00f6nemi yok diye ba\u011f\u0131rmaktan b\u0131kt\u0131m. En \u00f6nemlisi bu para politikas\u0131n\u0131n benim gibi Y\u00fcksek Faiz Lobicileri\u2019ni nas\u0131l zengin etti\u011fini AKP\u2019ye anlatmaktan b\u0131kt\u0131m.<\/p>\n<p>Bak\u0131n, man\u015fetin %11\u2019\u0131 a\u015fmas\u0131 ge\u00e7i\u015ftirilebilecek bir olay de\u011fil. Bir \u00fclkenin hiper-enflasyona al\u0131\u015fmas\u0131 kurba\u011fa ha\u015flamaya benzer. Canl\u0131 kurba\u011fay\u0131 fazla g\u00fcr\u00fclt\u00fc pat\u0131rt\u0131 \u00e7\u0131kartmadan nas\u0131l pi\u015firirsiniz? Buz gibi suyun i\u00e7ine atar, ate\u015fi k\u0131s\u0131\u011fa a\u00e7ars\u0131n\u0131z. Hayvan \u0131s\u0131nd\u0131k\u00e7a rehavete d\u00fc\u015fer. Sonra da \u0131s\u0131nd\u0131\u011f\u0131n\u0131 anlay\u0131ncaya kadar ate\u015fi yava\u015f yava\u015f a\u00e7arak onu minik ye\u015fil d\u00f6t\u00fcn\u00fc pi\u015firirsiniz. Yaln\u0131z makarna gibi de\u011fildir, yani suyun i\u00e7ine tuz ekmeyin, \u00e7\u00fcnk\u00fc sonra kurba\u011fan\u0131n derisi p\u00fcr\u00fczleniyor, k\u0131zart\u0131rken g\u00f6r\u00fcnt\u00fcs\u00fc ho\u015f olmuyor.<\/p>\n<p>Bir halk da enflasyona b\u00f6yle al\u0131\u015f\u0131r. \u00d6nce hedef %5\u2019ken %7\u2019yi kan\u0131ksamaya ba\u015flar, d\u00f6t\u00fcn\u00fc kald\u0131rmaz. Sonra, %10 telaff\u00fcz edildi\u011finde \u201cD\u00f6t\u00fcmden a\u015f\u015fa Kas\u0131mpa\u015f\u015f\u015f\u015f\u015fa\u201d der. Bir sabah man\u015fet 15% diye okuyunca, esneyip D\u00f6tbook\u2019a yazar. \u201cD\u00f6t\u00fcm Starbucks\u2019da, biraz \u00f6nce Ayla beni poke etti, bu ak\u015fam da ben onu poke edece\u011fim. Bakal\u0131m \u00f6nce kim twitleyecek. Enflasyon %15 olmu\u015f, d\u00f6t\u00fcmdeydi sanki\u201d. D\u00f6t\u00fcnde de de\u011fildir zaten, \u00e7\u00fcnk\u00fc bu fakir dostu AKP t\u00fcm \u00fccret ve maa\u015flar\u0131 geriye endekslemi\u015ftir. Yani, her sene toplu s\u00f6zle\u015fmede \u00f6ng\u00f6r\u00fclen zamla enflasyon aras\u0131ndaki fark\u0131 da cebinize koyar. Bir s\u00fcre sonra patron da al\u0131\u015f\u0131r. O da k\u0131ymetli eleman\u0131n\u0131 kaybetmemek i\u00e7ni maa\u015flar\u0131 enflasyona endeksler. Ard\u0131ndan, kiralar dolar ve Euro\u2019ya d\u00f6ner.<\/p>\n<p>Yaz\u0131n\u0131n devam\u0131 i\u00e7in <strong><a href=\"http:\/\/ekonomihaberyorum.haberdesin.com\/72725\/\" target=\"_blank\" data-wpel-link=\"external\" rel=\"nofollow external noopener\">TIKLAYINIZ.<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Zuckerberg Facebook\u2019u 90 milyar dolara yani geriye d\u00f6n\u00fck F\/K\u2019s\u0131n\u0131n 99 kat\u0131na kakalayacak millete. Helal olsun. Biz burda google reklam\u0131na yaz\u0131 yaz\u0131yoruz. Art\u0131k ben de gen\u00e7&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":11,"featured_media":927,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-14995","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-tumyazilar"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bilgeyatirimci.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14995","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bilgeyatirimci.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bilgeyatirimci.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bilgeyatirimci.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/11"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bilgeyatirimci.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=14995"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.bilgeyatirimci.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14995\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bilgeyatirimci.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/927"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bilgeyatirimci.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=14995"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bilgeyatirimci.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=14995"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bilgeyatirimci.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=14995"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}